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hahaha.... i'm choosing my course... plz help

I'm really curious about what this meanshahaha

Just curious how many Americans know about our great British culture....hahaha

I was downstairs and he was talking on the phone and I heard the girl on the other line say," Tell her she's fat! Hehehe..v__v;"And guess what."Your fat!Hahaha. You don't even look good in jeans.Do some situps for that fat ass stomach."I don't know if it was a joke or not. But it really hurt. v__vI was already mad at him because he's cheating on my mom.And Im pretty sure everyones aware of that e___eThe point is, I knew I was fat but did he have to go and point that out and make me not wanna eat?.___.I know this isn't even a question but I just needed to vent e__e.Oh..I'm 11 years old.95 lbs.5'0.The thing is,He's over weight yes, and I could easily pick at that.But I feel bad for him.He had an over abusive dad and he's done quite a lot of drugs that have really really messed him up. e__eI don't think I would be able to pick at that e__e.I'd feel horrible. :[

I'm trying to start on the beard but having limited success.The smell is coming good though...What else do i need to get me on my way?(hahaha - Fashion and Accessories!)

ok so im 17 now n my girlfriends 16 anyways we have sex about4 times a week give or take but how do i get her to do it with me more? im not gonna rape her obviously hahaha rapes funny anyways shes really hot n i am (not being stuck up or whatevs) so its not an attraction thing physically so how do i get her 'hot under the collar' more often???????

So, I was at school today and this dude was bringing out rice krispies, i asked if i can have one like in a fun way. So he gave me one and smiled at me. I said thank you three times, but not in a row hahaha. So i asked his name and he told me. is that considered flirting or just meeting?he's and eighth grader, when i found out, i felt so stupid.he's and eighth grader, when i found out, i felt so stupid.

Okay- first point- my voice can go pretty low but can just barely not hit the guy in this song-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOOzaodBuvQone of my friends wanted me to sing a duet to that with her and I cant quite hit the notes.She can sing, well, a lot. hahahaanyway, does anyone know of a cool duet song that I could sing with her?thanks guys!

Some random thoughts here: "My mom told me to call, i'm sorry" :("ugh hahaha wanna hear a knock knock joke?""haha, I got you!!!""That was a good one." :) "stop being a goof ball" :) "how much for one movie ticket?""ughhh not one?""YAY!!!""I can bring two of my friends!!""How much for 3 movie tickets?""Yay, I can bring 2 of my friends!!" :)

i want to be a professional soccer player but im too lazy to go to college lol i want to but... idk hahaha

i live in nj which is still pretty warm on the first day and i need to go buy something to wear...can you all help me and make a few outfits that would look good the first day of freshman year...i like aeropostale, american eagle, kohls, and forever 21. i also love hollister and abercrombie...i like anything bright!!! i pretty much am a preppy girl...and im wearing either black or white flip flops the first day...any qs let me know and ill answer in a jif...hahaha...thanks

like you know how they have the free hearing aid tests? hahaha...probably not....i'd go to my doctor but i am in the middle of getting health insurance cause mine expired on my birthday and the co-pay costs 50 bucks. and i supposed to get it checked a lot cause its really high.

I like this guy named dominick. He's very very cute. He has the cutest curly hair ever, and the bluest eyes ever! Anyways, he came over to hang out with me the other day. And he seemed sooooo shy. Like we were watching a movie, and the whole time he was playing with his hands..like kind of playing drumbs with his hands? hahaha. Anyways when he left he gave me like 3 hugs before he did haha. It was cute. He tells me he wants to hang out with me. He even admitted he was being shy. What do you guys think? Does he like me?

Hahaha this is gonna be goodcommon try to be nicelol Abraham..common Ute you can do better than thatTeez that was amusing, thank you!

write something funny.i wanna laugh.: ) hahaohh i gotta jokeWhy did the toilet paper roll down the hill?!?!??To get to the BOTTOMhahaha: ) gay joke, i knowbut its funny : )Jeff.i wouldnt stop laughing!!!that was SOOOO good<3

like bob marley,jefferson airplane,timothy leary,recycle,tree hugger, old rock.pot head. hahaha back to skool time

Well. i Hate the Women. And i DONT Feel sorry for her.No1 Deserves Cancer Really but at the end of the day she did something really bad didnt she in BB? and its alllll fired back at her.she speaks her mind, in a bad way she has no respect for anyone, if it was someone else in a magazine she wudnt give 2 F*cks. WHY IS SHE THE FRONT PAGE OF EVERY FRIGG*N MAGAZINe?!I Dont see my MATES MUM on that magazine? Why is such a foul mouthed stupid racist cow on the front of a magazine?i read in NEW Magazine today, a comment from jady goody-' i have 3 months to live' Hahaha-Thats less earache for us !;) no, shes just a waste of space along with paris bluddi hilton.she is talkin Crap saying she has three months to live, its just her getting money of magazines.My mates mums got cancer in every part of her body except for her bones shes been fighting for a year now, docters say she should be dead by now. + People are bothered about jady goody?Everytime i see a magazine about her i feel like turning round and saying - WEll WE DONT F*CKIN CARE!Just Wondering on Your Opinion, Please reply to what i have stated above. i hope i Havnt offended Anybody.ThankQ.x

Ok.. i've just seen a question about a "menstrual cup" and it intrigued me. But i don't know what one is, or where you put it, or.. what it does really. (obviously its something to do with menstruation)(and pro's and con's please?)But if you can explain like everything, i would be so so gratefull.(and before you start going, hahaha your a twelve year old boy.. im not im a 15 year old girl.. and thats why im feeling so stupid.)

Okay, well I'm 15.And I have a 17 year old sister who we(my family) recently have found out has been sexually active for quite some time now..haAnd now, my parents want to put me on the pill. "Just in case"COmpletely understandable; i dont have a problem with it.although my bf has never even mentioned sex to me..ha.anywho, what are my chances of getting bad side effects?my period is still very irregular. (i get it like every 3 months! ha)and I'm flat chested if that has anything to do with anything. ha. (32 A, but i'm very slim, so that's why)andd idk if i need any more info. ha. i cant think.but i hear it clears up acne? and can even increase breast size? (i would love for those to happen! hahaha. xD)But are those myths?And can it do any HARM to my body?

Im on the pill. Last month was the first month on it. Im on my first seven day break at the minute and im due to start the next pack on friday. I dont understand what days pill i start on, is it friday? Now ive wrote it this sounds like a stupid question hahaha but just checking cus ive gone and lost the leaflet havent i!! x x x x

well in reference to the Concacaf Champions league, Tauro FC has beaten Chivas USA 2-0 and, this is the funnier part, Joe Public of T&T beat NE revolution! Also I just wanted to ask you guys since i knew if I could relate to any1 with this is definitely you guys: Have your hispanic parents ever pissed you off with their incredible ability to be the biggest codos? in other words, cheapskates? just wondering

Hahaha, isn't this video hilarious??Especially at 00:48=]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqJNPQkFEs0

For me I have:Skee lo - I wish... takes me back to around 1996 shootin hoops with my friends back in the daySo does The out there brothers - boom boom boom (Guess that's more house than rap)Coolio Gangsta - Paradise 1997 Pizza hut all you can eat with mom.Jay-Z - Big pimpin back to 2001 chillin back in New York with my best and taking smooth to the ladies haha. Will smith - Boom shake the room swimming camp summer 1994Barrington Levy - Work. This was off the NBA Jam cd.Dad got it for me in 1995 or somthing and I played this while I played the game on super nintendo with my little brother.Ja Rule - Always on time. 2002 reminds me of when I was with this girl from high school... nuff said hahaha.

This is why I think John Kerry gave the best speech tonite. Biden speech was centered around everything Kerry said but if you listened to what Kerry said, he's observant of the failed Bush's adminstration and their Cowboy Diplomacy of the 'Go It Alone' doctrine.His speech was hard-hitting on Karl Kove and indeed, did some damage (that's why Fox News did not cover the speech because Kerry SPOKE THE TRUTH!!).He was right when he said, the Bush administration has come back to their damn sense and doing EVERYTHING Obama advocated for.Obama would push diplomacy first and war as a last resort. The Bush administration are doing that now with Iran.Obama was right about focusing on Afghanistan and the Bush administration are giving it more attention.Obama was right about withdrawing from Iraq and even the Maliki government supports Obama's plan. The Bush administration, all of a sudden, agree on a timetable. You hear the Right-Wing media snubbing Obama and giving credit to the Bush administration as if they had it plan all along. LIARS! They took up Obama's position when he first mentioned about it during the PRIMARIES!!I mean think about it, the Bush administration been running this war for 6 years and Obama hasn't been in the Senate that long and came right onto the scene and hit it out the ballpark. He got it right from DAY ONE and Bush couldn't see if for 6 years!Nobody following McCain's positions. The minute it was clear the Bush administration were following Obama's approach for a timetable, and the Maliki government giving the plan some credibility, McCain then drop his talk of "staying in Iraq for a 100" and said he'd support a timetable You call that a Leader??? Hahaha..Can you people SEE McCain got NOTHING on Obama! Nothing!! Obama is simply too smart and have a rare ability of seeing through "actual results" of bad decisions or good decisions.Obama is a rare politician. Never have I've seen a guy with his abilities to make sound judgment and be RIGHT about it in the distant future -- almost prophetic if you ask me.Obama/Biden 08!!

any programs you guys know of that i can downloadhopefully freei know its a very vague question i know of fraps for an example but want any overclocking software or any other programs u know hahahasorry i dont know how to word it properly. anything that people use with there gaming computers really.

I was watching TMZ and they showed a clip of this huge crowd screaming for Shawn Johnson. SHe was so happy and signed a lot of autographs - just pure kindness.Then they showed a clip of Nastia coming out of some restaurant. there was ONE girl asking politely for an autograph - her publicist says "No she can't". Then the camera people called her Natasha - hahaha!!!!Anyway, couldn't she have been like "No it's okay I can sign it"? She just seemed like a major biotch to me? Anyone notice it?No, it wasn't her publicist's fault. Nastia can speak for herself and could have signed it if she wanted to.Dizneefan: What bug crawled up your butt? You're the Disney fan and your ranting about me? Uh huh, makes sense.

once in a church camp,they where taking pictures of the conferences and i appeared in one yawning very badly,and there where certain geeky "awards" for silly nominations,and i got the one of "the big oops of the camp" everyone started yawning when i passed and laughed...i was like 12 or 13 yo hahaha i got marked for life...thats why i hate most people in that church...what about yours?

Who do u think should b the rugby player of the year 2009?personally i think shane williams (i'm a springbok supporter) hahaha

Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins -- a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!"Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?""Denise," the doctor answers. The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise."Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"The doctor replies, "Denephew."===============================

slid their shoes off and used there bare feet to tease a guy under the table?..in an office? in your (his) home"s parents, in a restaurant?, hahaha....What is your size of shoe? is not the same a size 10(USA) that 7(USA)...obvious a size 10 feels much more...hahaha...and How long time did you leave your foot between his legs??

don't answer that part, haha. I needed people to look at this. Hahaha.OMJ... MRS. JONAS [PRO-JONAS] GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC. Make her go awwayyyyy, lol. Report herr. She's a stalker. WHO CARES WHAT KIND OF UNDERWEAR THE JONAS BROTHERS WEAR?!?!?!? Pleaase report her ): I did. yeah it kinda would, LOL

1:30pmHahaha. I'm just trying to ask the most random questions. What can I say I'm bored. Aren't we all? :]

Hey so im in college now right and im a perrty shy guy at first but once you get to know me im fine,anyways in one of my classes we had to go to another location for the class that day so i forgot where it was and went to the classes room to see if it was on the door then when i got there and was reading the door I turned around and this girl who was in my class was walking up the hall way so i walked past her and she says hey and i throught she was talking to the girl walking beside me so i mined my own buisness and kep walking then i heard her say hey again and i turned around and she was looking at me then she said arnet you in my class and i was like yeeah i think so and then she was like do you remember what classroom we are supposed to go to and i said i just read the sign and it said to go to so and so.so then i was going to the place and she was walking beside me following me where to go and when we finally got to the place the sign said to go the class room was empty so i was like OMG and the the girl said o i rember where he said to go so i followed her and when we got there that room was wrong and then there were these girls walking down the hallway and they said hey arnt you two in our class and we said yeah and they said we think we know where we are supposed to go so me and the girl are walking side by side following these other two girls so we get to the class the right this time 20 mins late and the girl i was walking with sat next to me wasnt really much of a choice all the seats were full so then we were doing a test on the computer and every time i clicked my mouse It would make this funny noise and she would laugh and look at me then after everyone finshed there test the teacher let us go early and when i got up from my chair she walked beside me and i think im not sure she said ill met you outside im not sure if she said that or not anyway when i went outside she was sitting in a bench across from me and so i wasnt sure if what i heard was right so i wasnt sure if i wanted to approach her or not and she was looking right at me so i decided to walk past her and go into the building beside her and when i was in the building i decided that i would walk back out and say hi to her so when i went back out she was walking away through a crowed and in my head i was like hahaha i just blew my chance to met someone and i just moved down here so it been hard to met new people. So what do you think i should have done? I have this girl in my class tommarrow!

ive been reading some of these questions how girls with short hair look like lesbians. i didnt know you could just cut your hair and BAM you're gay. hahaha so tell me. do i look gay to you XDhttp://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg52/lynzzee08/001.jpghttp://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg52/lynzzee08/019.jpgi know i look SICKK but i didnt know if i looked lesbianic. baha

Why or How Do We Get Split Ends??? I Got Curious Today!!!!!! Hahaha well thanks!

well. lol..... he knows that i like him so much..it's been a year already..and the feeling gets stronger and stronger. he now has a gf of 5 months.it terribly broke my heart.=( i just dont know why he is shy to me as much as i am to him.. when he smiles .they say there's really something.recently . his gf added me on their friendster account (she knows that i'm crushing on his bf, but we don't know each other anyway)so i felt insulted because for me it's her way of making me jealous and irritating me. the name of the account is a combination of thir names.. i have'nt checked on it yet coz it's hurting . =( the fact that she added me was really insulting .if only if it's her personal account , then it means that she just wanna befriend me ..right?but it's a different story.. because of that , i posted a shoutout '' bwahahaha ..even though how hard you try , you wont make me feel irritated'' i really felt uneasy doing that because i'm not used to it ...the next day .. i saw her shoutout .and it goes like '' hahaha , never tend to irritate you ''so what does it mean .. i did not include her name there , then why is it that she thinks she is the one i'm referring to ?that only means ..she's guilty..suddenly , my friend who's a classmate of my crush told me that my crush told her that he feels like we're having a war ... hehebut he was just smiling.he even told his classmate to check our friendster if she's free.. i thought he's going to get mad .luckily, he did'nt ...hehebut still , i'm shy of course. i thought ''what is he going to think of me ?'' i mean he does'nt know that the reason i had that shoutout is because of that friend invite masterminded by his gf ..so i feel so guilty.. i even planned to talk to my friend to tell my crush (her classmate) that i got insulted ..that's the reason why i was provoked to do that . but anyways, i know that he does not have any idea who and what started that shoutouts..yesterday, i was really really really shocked ...it's because my classmate excitedly told me that he viewed my crush's friendster.and she saw his gf's comment or testimonial saying ' bhe , im not making any trouble'' or arguing .... (not the exact words coz i just translated it)so what does it mean ?all of us interpreted it as 'he corrected his gf ? ' hahawhat do you think ?lol

What is the biggest lie you evere told. Who did you lie to? Why did you lie? Hahaha let it all out.........

if u could not be seen invincible what would u do hahaha i won't tell u what i will do lol

ive been swimming for a while now. since my last swim season . i havent swam at all. wen i went to my first practice the other day. it was soo hard to swim again hahaha. i would get tired fast. adn i kinda swim zig zaggy :( i ahtee it soo muchhh. 50s adn 100s adn 200s were so eassy before but now its harder. any tips you can give me to help me swim better and faster and increase my stamina. thank you sooo much. i look like a idiot . and how do u kcik faster (imean with a kicking boards )

Okay , so my brother wanted me to ask this . He says that is xbox live gamer tag is " VON DUCHIE " and now when he signs on to it it says " This gamertag is no longer allowed, pleasechange it" and when he goes to change it , it says that he must be signed in , so he goes to sign in but it just says " this gamer tag is no longer allowed " again, wth does he do ? hes liek freakin out hahahayes he does that , but when he trys to change it , it wont let him . like he trys to click in the box but it dosnt work

I need a backpack. Im a junior in high school. Everyone at my school uses a black jansport but i dont want what everyone else has. Do you have any ideas? pictures would be helpful. =) thanks.Oh im kind of preppy with an edge hahaha if thats possible. ok thanks for the tote idea but i cant use a tote, its a long story ha. i need a backpack. i like pinks, and teals and almost any color

would that change your thoughts on christianity/religion cuse they are coming back from the DEADhmmmmm....hahaha..

i go back in 11 hours.i am about to cry.i despise school and i want to make things different.i know we all have to go so there's no point trying to avoid it.im gonna be the pranxter.im gonna follow my daddys footsteps.im a freshman now and i want to make a point to teachers-anonomously=]any good prank ideas?once my dad snuck into the school on the weekend and busted out all the windows hahaha.i want to achieve that my freshman year.dont tell me to get a life or to be more mature.if u answer,just give me ideas.thank you

That basically means, it would spend less money than it makes. I don't think that has ever been done before in government. Politians spent money they don't even have. Then they just give everyone like China IOU's. Kinda like in "Dumb and Dumber"Hahaha that's hilarious.I think that's my biggest question. I mean Romney's entire career was to solve the finances of hundreds or corporations and he was quite good at it. I listened to 2 recent interviews and he was basically saying his liberal views in Michagin weren't working and he'll run government like a corporation.Hahahaha, dumb and dumber. I actually related the government to that movie. And it's accurate too. hahahaBush was a total liberal when it came to finances. Most republicans are liberals now, just like your buddy Obama is. Meaning bigger governments and larger taxes.See that's the thing with Romney, i'm guessing he was just a liberal in office because Michigan is a total liberal state. So he just ran with what everyone else was doing. I think thats a good question, how is he planning to govern? If he's going to spend just like Obama want's to, than who cares who gets in office.oops, i keep saying Michagen, its Mass.Gosh, everyone here is making so much sense. You people are amazing.oh, except for the death threatsKing, i don't think that's necessarily true, i mean all they do is set policy. Anyone can set a policy and the effects are immediate. raising taxes or lowering taxes is just one example, having money doesn't necessarily mean they don't understand economic effects. I think power has more of a blinding effect than money does. I mean, just look a Pelosi as an example. Nothing she says has been making any sense.

i cum'ed'' and the i kept thrusting, using a condom, and the cum came out the bottom of the condom and went on my ''pubs'' but im like shaven... and i was on the bottom, and she said that there was some cum on her vagina, and i don't know if it was just wetness.. or whatever, she's on her period right now, but some sites say that menstruation can happen really early in pregancy.. it's been like 4 days since that sex... please help im friggen worried! hahahawhat i'm thinking is that it came out and then went on the condom and i thrusted it in accidentaly, i had a big load in the condom, but there was quite the bit out..

So ive been working at a tax return office for over 8 months now. when i started working i was in love with one of the workers i thought he was amazing. i would do anything to pass him the hall ways or go to his office but funny thing was that he never cared or really paid much attention to me...so what do i do i started to just back off and i didnt care much any more. after he noticed that i didnt care or paid much attention to him he came crawling to me after 2 months of me not caring. now he is totally obsessed with me and i dont like him at all!!! he texts me like everyday and he always tells me to go out with him and all but i dont know what to do anymore because i dont like him at all...and i barley want to be friends with him at work. PLEASE HELP ME ASAPPP! im at work as of right now hahaha =]

And this is random, "I want to go to hawaii yay!!!!""I pee in your pool.""And i'm sorry" :( "YAY I PEE IN YOUR POOL!!!""and i'm sorry.":( "Take me out to the ball game.""Take me out to the uhhhh how does that go ?""Ughhh I got you lady.""That was a good one." Ughh hahaha :)

for the rest of your life, which would it be?- Legs- Armpits- Vagina- Eyebrows- Arms- Any other one?Also, unrelated; does anybody else think that new sonic commercial for the fried ice cream is HILARIOUS? Where they want another one but don't want anyone to know, so she tries to do a man voice and like makes a mustache with her finger HAHAHA. Here it is if you haven't;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xvRbXbA5nkThanks!

i think hes the hottest , cutest, most charming and gorgeous guy in the world!!!!! how can someone so good looking exist. my god i feel like fainting everytime i see his picture or him on tv.. therefore i dont wanna miss any chance seeing him on tv. hahaha other than gossip girl what other movies or dramas that has him in it?? of course more as the lead male .i'v watched the covenant but weird enough. i dont remember him in it... thanks for all the answers !

write down the persons name that you like its not like there gonna know and if they do iono hahaha soo write the persons name that you likehahahaha well i like this girl name franque...=Dahahahaah some people like more than 1ahahahaah some people like more than 1