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I've never done drugs or smoked and only drank alcohol socially. For most of my life I have had no guidance or direction, no goals. Many days & nights wasted sitting watching birds fly and fish swim. Most of my free time I just get in my car and drive, sometimes for hours, to nowhere in particular. I've never learned to cook, hate getting up for work, I have a simple wardrobe, eat whatever and whenever I like. It seems that I should be doing something other than what I do. I'm not interested in religion either.My question is:Why do I continue to live this way and cannot seem to correct it?

I am a 27 year old male, I have no friends at all. I never really had a lot of friends. Growing up I had a few friends but now that I have grown up, my friends have either moved away or something else. I basically come to work and go home. I have some people at work that I talk to, but once work is over with there is nothing more. Knowing this really depresses me, it's as if I have nothing to live for. I have no girl friend, no love life at all, no one that I can say that I love. I wish it were to change. I feel really odd in groups of people, even talking to someone for the first time I have no idea what to say; I think that's because it has been so long since I have actually talked to anyone outside of work about something random and relates to real life. I don't drink or do drugs, so going to a bar would be worthless for me since that makes me feel awkward. So, should I just end my life and hope I come back as a bird so that friends and a social life would not matter?I wanted to add some details. I live in a major city. At work, there are only a few people that I do talk to, the talk is mostly work related. I enjoy photography and have met a few people doing that but nothing to the extent of a good friendship; just bump into someone at the places we photograph and talk about what we take pictures of. I sometimes just cry, I cry from being sad and alone. I wish I could start a family, but meeting a female is very hard for me. I am not ugly, but slightly heavy. I just don't know what the hell is wrong with me. I've been like this for years now and I am sick of it. I'm some what scared of meeting people, and I think that is a problem.

the story involves a woman who is beaten by her alcoholic husband or boyfriend. she eventually gets rid of him but then she starts drinking and begans beating her youngest daughter. the young girl's name is 'bird'. i think there was also a teenage daughter in the house. this is all i can remember

my bird keeps throwing up and his feathers are puffed out.i cant take him to the vet tonight.i gave him some Marvel Aid Bird Antibiotic....he ate a few seeds and got a drink too but he cant keep it down.no tail bobing and hes not at the bottom of the cage.hes not himself but i did see him get a drink on his own. his last poop was more solid.i hope hes getting better.hes not throwing up as much as he was earlier today.im so happy!!! when i woke up my baby fah is doing good! he's allmost back to his old self.i heard him sing a bit today too.he is eating and drinking all on his own today too. last night i kept him warm by putting his blanket over the cage after taking it out of the dryer ( i didnt want to get him to hot with a heating pad) and about every hour i made sure to give him a drink of the meds we got from the pet store. he didnt vomit today and his poo is more solid today. he also gave my cat a peck on her nose! i love my baby fah and im happy he is doing better today.fah is doing good now!

it had a blue bottle an a nightingale (or some tropical bird) on the logo?? it was a creamy orange drink?? anybody??

I have a two year old parrotlet, which I thought was a male, but for three weeks has been laying eggs so is obviously female! As I have never had a female bird before, I'm not sure if her current condition is due to molting, feather picking, or the egg laying process. For about a week now she is losing her feather on her chest. It looks very tender on the patch without feathers. So far she has laid 11 eggs. I have been taking them away from her, since I know they will not hatch as they are not fertile. When I noticed the feathers missing, I thought she might be feather picking, so I gave her an egg back and she has been laying on it since. I see no other signs of molting, so I'm stumped if the egg laying is related to the feather loss. She is eating and drinking well, very vocal and playful with her bells, etc. I did buy her some molting conditioner today to see if that will help. I'd like some advise as to her feather condition, and whether I should be taking her eggs away from her as she lays them. Thank you very much for your help. Jade appreciates your help too!

I want to buy the popular Drinking Bird or Dippy Bird [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drinking_bird]. Is it available in Bangalore? or anywhere in India?

I wroteSorry my luv I was a punkIt was not me I was real drunkforgive me babe come on lets danceI really miss being in your pantsI miss her so much I cant stop tuggin (sob!)

can a bird drink iced teai have a parrotlet and black capped conure.i make homemade iced tea all the time and i was wondering.if its good for me its good for them???answer please because if its poison thats bad... but i would like to give them something other than water that is healthy( occasionally )

Yesterday I found a pigeon being attacked by a load of magpies, so I scared the magpies off and, as the pigeon seemed unable to fly, I decided to look after him as a cat or the birds would have got him otherwise.I put him in our old rabbit hutch as it's a quiet place and is safe. I put a small dish of water in as it's a large adult pigeon. I also put in some moistened bread for him. He ate a couple of the moistened pieces of bread yesterday early evening. But he hasn't eaten anything since and he hasn't drunk anything. He's just lying in the hutch. He's moved a tiny bit, but very little since putting him in.I can't really see any injury. His feathers are all ruffled and a bit bent, he did have a tiny sot of blood on his neck, but he doesn't seem to be bleeding now. But for some reason he couldn't fly when we caught him.I will hopefully take him to an animal centre tomorrow, but is there anything I can do to help him before then? I'm worried about his lack of water and food.Just wanted to add: I have got bird seed, dog food and cat food if you think it would be better to feed him that. But I don't have any syringe. Would it be okay to use normal metal tweezers to try to hand him buts of food? I was worried they might be sharp and hurt him.

First one right I will choose as best answer!There are five houses next to each other on a street, painted five different colors. - A person of different nationality lives in each house. - The five home owners each drink a different beverage, smoke a different brand of cigar and keep a different pet. The Question is: Who owns the fish? Here are the clues: 1. The British man lives in a red house. 2. The Swedish man keeps dogs as pets. 3. The Danish man drinks tea. 4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house. 5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee. 6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds. 7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill. 8. The man living in the center house drinks milk. 9. The Norwegian lives in the first house. 10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats. 11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill. 12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer. 13. The German smokes Prince. 14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house. 15. The Blends smoker lives next to the one who drinks water. GOOD LUCK!!

Hello,Yesterday i got two lovebirds. They were frightened and a bit jolty at first (as i suspected). Today they are a little better , but whenever i put my hand in to move a toy etc they flutter around like mad, terrified. I know this is probably normal but they haven't seemed to have drunken any water, because they haven't gone that far down yet, they have eaten some food but not the food in the flowmatic feeder near the water. Is this normal?? - Sorry - i am probably just being super cautious as i have never owned a bird before!! By the way i didn't constantly put my hand in - i don't want people to think i can't respect their space!

I recall seeing on television news or documentaries an account of how the holes in the plastic material used to hold cans of drinks together into a six pack or a twelve pack, sometimes end up getting caught around the necks of water fowl such as geese and ducks. The plastic material impairs the movement of the bird and causes it discomfort. The bird cannot get it off and it can endanger the life of the animal. I was wondering if the lids of some drinks such as slurpees, pose the same threat, since they have a large hole in the centre which could get caught around the bird's neck if they are not properly disposed of and end up in bodies of water.

There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage.Somebody owns a fish. The question is: who? Hints:The Brit lives in the red house. The Swede keeps dogs as pets. The Dane drinks tea. The green house is on the left and next to the white house. The green homeowner drinks coffee. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill. The man living in the center house drinks milk. The Norwegian lives in the first house. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats. The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill. The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer. The German smokes Prince. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water.

i really want to know how to inward scream. ive tried the outward scream and i sounded like a choking bird. and i would also like to know the best thing to drink before inward screaming and how much of it i need for inward screaming for a long period of time.

Vets in Sundsvall, Sweden, believed they had a case of avian influenza whenthey discovered a seagull with "with yellow liquid coming out of its beak andanus", crashed out on its back and "kicking its legs", UPI reports.The truth was rather less alarming - the bird was actually the worse for wearafter apparently eating yeast on a rubbish dump. Tests confirmed its state ofintoxication and the vets rather unsportingly put the poor blighter down.

my bird (parakeet 4years old) is sick.yesterday morning he was fine. when i went to bed his feathers were puffed up a little.when i woke up the feathers around his head are matted and look wet.usually at this time of day he is eating and now hes not. what can i do for him?he has no discharge from nares.i did see him go to the bathroom today too.he is drinking a LITTLE bit now. i got him some antibiotic drinking solution from petsmart(im going to watch him for a bit and see if this helps).he seems to be doing a little better from this morning.i hope he gets better! i am going to go get him some Ornalyte Electrolyte Replacement from the store as soon as i can.im so worried about my little fah...i love him so much. (i cant take him to the vet tonight)any advice will help!he has diarrheaim so happy!!! when i woke up my baby fah is doing good! he's allmost back to his old self.i heard him sing a bit today too.he is eating and drinking all on his own today too. last night i kept him warm by putting his blanket over the cage after taking it out of the dryer ( i didnt want to get him to hot with a heating pad) and about every hour i made sure to give him a drink of the meds we got from the pet store. he didnt vomit today and his poo is more solid today. he also gave my cat a peck on her nose! i love my baby fah and im happy he is doing better today.fah is doing good now!

A good old swell cat you areSwingin’ drunk from the raftersAnd sitting all tall and pretty perched ruffledLike a bird singing harsh notes ofDiscontent.Small mind enveloped in good times and betterFeelings Euphoric and in bliss behind misty horizonsTrading pleasures and teaWhich “heehee” is the same is it not?Smoky billowing wafting stings the eyesWhich are bleared all the sameI’m waiting for a ride from a young coupleDown the highway is a copHe’s eyein’ me wonderingWhat bohemian dances bare nude In the streets with beard swingingAnd arms flapping wavingIs he mad that cat surely he isWhat a poor bummed fool.I’m simply waiting for a rideAnd keeping warmSpare me your judgmentYou’re the one in uniform.

I am seeking a red wine to keep in the house strictly for cooking, yet I have always been told you should cook with a wine you would drink--I don't drink alcohol at all do to medical conditions therefor I have no idea what tastes good, etc.Broiled, Butterflied ChickenRecipe courtesy of Alton BrownShow: Good EatsEpisode: A Bird in the Pan1 1/2 teaspoons black peppercorns4 garlic cloves, minced1/2 teaspoon kosher salt1 lemon, zestedExtra virgin olive oilOnions, carrots and celery cut into 3 to 4-inch pieces3 to 4-pound broiler/fryer chicken1 cup red wine8 ounces chicken stock2 to 3 sprigs thymeCanola oil

I'm having a cup of English Breakfast Tea...to wash down the 2nd half of my choc. muffin, and I'm wondering...is it called English Breakfast Tea in England. Or is it just Breakfast Tea, or am I drinking a scam and they just call it that here in the US and it's not even English at all?What is the difference between English and British. They seem to be used somewhat interchangeably, but I really am not sure. I don't want to offend anyone. Calling Little Red Birds and Adorable Chocolate Labs to clear this up for me! Thanks!*whistles tune...twiddles thumbs*where you guys at??? Must be dinner time over there?So people that call themselves British could be from any of the four places?Gawd I sound really dumb. I should really pay more attention to the world around me! :)I still need to order my Yorkshire Tea that you and Soph speak so highly of!Soph...do you refer to yourself as English or British?I'm dying to see the eyebrow that looks like Alf =P

I have had my parakeet for about 2 months, she wasnt exactly friendly, not mean, just scared... and for the passed two weeks she has been sleepy, and fluffed up. The other day she actually jumped on my finger and let me pick her up which she never did! but i thought she was just starting to like me. She has been eating, and drinking, and just earlier today was playing with all her toys like normal. i went to her cage 30 min ago, and she was dead! do you think it was pnemonia? i just read they need to be kept warm, and last night, my window was open and it was probably around 40-50 degrees out, but her cage is away from the window and drafts, had a fleecd blanket over her cage, as well as a furry little "bed" you put in the corner for her to snuggle against... do you think the cold did it? or was it something else? Should i get another bird? or would that be a mistake?

P.S... i do not intend on getting this story published. i am writing it solely for my personal pleasure. ps... i know that no one is likely to do this, but PLEASE don't steal my story. thank you again. :)

The DNA of humans and chimpanzees share 97.5 percent genetic similarity.Chimpanzees have 24 pairs of chromosomes and humans have 23 pairs, so there is a definite discontinuity.We have similar skeleton structureMammals in general can drink and breathe at the same time, humans can't at the price of being able to talk.We have similar limbs and hands.Though apes don't look exactly like us, they do look like they could be almost-human. If you compare a polar bear-panda-koala bear, they not exactly a-like but they are definately in the same family of bear. A cat-tiger-panther-serval are of same family of umm.. cat.So from this do christians deny humans being somewhat related to apes?If you don't deny, why is it so hard believe in evolution when other animals of like-ness share genetic attributes when they have obviously evolved into seperate family groups. ie varieties of cat, dog, bird, fish, bear, APE etc.

If Tam Lin knew what was in the bottle why did he drink it?Why do you think he told Daft Donald?Why do you think El Patron wanted to poison his old family?If you were Matt and in charge of that land what would you do first?What would you do if you came home and your whole family was dead?-Why is Matt called the "Aristocrat"?-Why is it wrong to feed people according to how much work they did?-What does the word ‘crot’ mean?-Why does Matt need to get to San Luis?-Why do you think the boys only get plankton to eat?1.What do you think Chacho and Fidelito look like? 2.What is Plankton?3.Why do all of the keepers call Matt an aristocrat? 4.Who gives them an inspirational bedtime story?5.Name some stuff that Carlos made from Plankton.6.Who said that the whales forgot that they didn’t have legs anymore?7. Who is blamed for stealing a holo-game?8.What did Jorge beat them with?9.Do you think Ton-Ton really stole a holo-game?10.Where did Ton-Ton live?11.Who saved Ton-Ton?12.What do they find out about Matt?13. Where does Carlos put Matt and Chacho?Why does Carlos love Plankton so much?Was there another reason (other than it was free) why El Patron got the contaminated water? Why would the keepers enforce "equality" if they weren’t "equal" with the rest of the people (orphans)?Why is self-criticism so good?Why do all of the keepers take laudanum every night? Why did Jorge pick on Matt so much?Why is Jorge so aggressive? Could it be a side-effect of the laudanum?Celia’s Story1. Who taught Celia to cook?2. How old do you think Celia was when she meet the Cyote?3. How did the Virgin get the chip on her?4. What happened to the other girl’s in Celia’s group?A Starved Bird1. Where was Maria sent?2. Who was the eejit that brought Matt the safe horse?3. What did Matt find in his oasis and who left it?4. Who’s Funeral did Matt attend by El Patron’s request?5. Who’s hand was Maria holding as she entered the funeral room?6. What did Maria tell the priest when he was yelling at Matt?7.Were did Matt take Maria?Brother Wolf1. What room do Matt and Maria hide in?2. Why does Maria decide to forgive Matt for killing Furball?3. What does MAria make Matt promise to do?4. Who comes into the room and what do Matt and Maria do?5. What do Matt and Maria see?6. What are the people talking about?7. Who finds Matt and Maria?The Eejit Pens1. What did Matt do to try to help Rosa wake up?2. Who wrote "A History of Opium"?3. Where did MAtt go after he was finished in the oasis?4. What happened at the eejit pens?5. Who saved him?6. What did Tam Lin do?

Women prefer the simple things in life...like men. Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women. I only wanted to have a child, not marry one. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then marry him. What’s the difference between men and pigs?...Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink. The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke. Boys will be boys, but men are better at it. What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain?...A widower. They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there? What’s an orga*m, Mom? I don’t know...ask your father. If you catch a man...throw him back. Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up? What is the useless bit of skin on a p*nis?...A man

My 11 year old cat is short hair tortie who has been skinny her whole life. She is of medium/ large frame and weighs 9 and 1/2 pounds usually (which is in the bottom half of the normal weight range for her) but about a month ago, during her regular vet checkup, she weighed 8 and 1/2 pounds. We decided to put her on a weight gain diet involving more wet food than normal (she likes fish flavored wet food) and she has always had all day access to kibble. She is also an indoor/outdoor cat who occasionally eats birds and squirrels and lizards. Last sunday night (august 10th) , she barfed up clear, non stinky liquid. She did this 4 times during the night. family noticed that right before she threw up, she drank a lot of water, but this was the only time that we observed her doing so. She has also been lethargic with a loss of appetite, and won't even eat kitty treats. she does eat about a quarter of a small cat food can every morning since she's been sick, but she won't eat any more. She hasn't thrown up since early monday morning (today is wednesday) Tuesday night we noticed that she had a fever, and so this morning she went to the vet and is there right now.We've been trying to figure out whats wrong with her. We've come up with toxoplasmosis (she ate a wild bird a few weeks ago), and kidney disease(which i doubt, because she hasn't been drinking water excessively all of the time, and the only time we've seen her pee was in the vet cage this morning , probably because of fear) She is an indoor outdoor cat, and so it is hard to monitor her peeing habits. the night of her fever, she refused to drink milk that i gave her..If you have any ideas of what this might be, please share and say why, please...:(She is already at the vet. shes been there since early this morning

ok so i was over at my friends house yesterday and she told me there was pigeon in her garden so i went down to it and it was asleep they she said he landed earlier in the day and couldn't walk properly they put out sweetcorn for hi to eat and i think he ate some of it or else it was the dog! i tried to get him to drink water too he tried to stand up and kept falling over mostly on to his neck or side so i picked him up and put him in a box with a towel in it and left him in the garage overnight with the door closed he seemed extremely week!! please help! could this bird be dieing or perhaps pregend?? i cant take him to the rspca beause i live in ireland and is there anything i can do to make him better before i HAVE to go to the vet

yes i know......why would i want to know this? well ive got a pet budgie and i always see him poo but never seen him him wee.birds drink water so i just don't get it.

please answer!!! please star *** never gotten starsthx bunchs 517

Update: She is eating now...but I don't feel she has had enough water to drink. Should I still be worried or see this as a good sign?

My sister is totally the type A, cyborg overachiever. She always is degrading me, and always showing that she is always right. But that doesn't matter. What matters is that I LOVE birds and I'm getting a sun conure in the next month or two. She thinks I'm wasting my money and that NORMAL 15 year old boys should be into girls, and drinking, and saving for a car. I mean those things aren't really important to me at this time. I even asked her "will you ever understand that I like birds, and they're not a waste of money?" And she said "no." She's always degrading me and saying that I am not normal, because I'm into birds and not other normal 15 year old boy stuff. Is it wrong for me to love something passionately and want to buy a bird so I can love it and cherish it. As i am typing away at this I think i am stupid for asking these questions, but i really do need someone else's perspective. I love birds and always will. I think I am normal. I think everyone has their own weird quirks and twists that set them apart from everyone else. Mine just happens to be birds. Tell me what you think.

I got a budgie about three days ago, very quiet at first but after a few hours, was whistling away.Today however, we found her at the bottom of her cage walking around in circles. She was making a noise not similar to her usual one. It was short and nervous. She was bobbing a bit and shaking.We let her out of the cage, into a room. She appears to have been tamed prior to our purchase of her. She flew around a bit, but mainly but walked around on a persons arm. Also she appears to be eating very little. I know this can be normal for a new bird. She also rarely drinks her water. Could this have something to do with the present problem?I have heard that a sign of illness in budgies is ruffled feathers. She hasn't had any over the last few days. However when she did start ''acting out'' I did notice one feather was sort of bent backwards. Is there anything wrong with the budgie? Should we take her to the vet?Please respond...Thank you for all the current comments.I am now wondering how long a budgie can go without eating? There have been no cracked seed shells at the bottom of her cage. This means she hasnt eaten in 3-4 days.It also appears as if she has trouble moving. I know her feet are working fine but she stumbles etc.Thanks to all ye who said my budgie is ''just gettng used to its environment.''The budgie is now dead!

A few days ago I found a one winged field sparrow at work. When I got home I examined it more closely and found that it was defiantly an injury and not a birth defect. I treated the wound and am giving it vitamins. It is healing very nicely, eating and drinking, and very active. Sadly I know it cannot be released since a predator would get it. It seems content but I would like to find a companion for it. Since I can’t seem to find Sparrows in pet stores or online to buy I would like to know if there is another species of bird that would be compatible. I also am not sure how to tell what sex it is.Thanks, MandyP.S. I am currently keeping it in a bird cage and would like to know what kind of toys would be good for it.

My sister is totally the type A, cyborg overachiever. She always is degrading me, and always showing that she is always right. But that doesn't matter. What matters is that I LOVE birds and I'm getting a sun conure in the next month or two. She thinks I'm wasting my money and that NORMAL 15 year old boys should be into girls, and drinking, and saving for a car. I mean those things aren't really important to me at this time. I even asked her "will you ever understand that I like birds, and they're not a waste of money?" And she said "no." She's always degrading me and saying that I am not normal, because I'm into birds and not other normal 15 year old boy stuff. Is it wrong for me to love something passionately and want to buy a bird so I can love it and cherish it. As i am typing away at this I think i am stupid for asking these questions, but i really do need someone else's perspective. I love birds and always will. I think I am normal. I think everyone has their own weird quirks and twists that set them apart from everyone else. Mine just happens to be birds. Tell me what you think.

He is now 13 or 14 years old, I rescued him as a kitten from the pound..... 3 months ago, the vet said he has a thyroid cancer or condition and no treatment except this 2x daily medication. She said no more flea treatments, no more immunizations, no tooth extraction. So, he's lost almost 2/3 his former weight and the past 2 weeks he almost completely stopped eating.....YET, he still purrs, he still wants to go outside at night and guard the front of the house, and he still drinks water and a tiny bit of dry food, normally he used to eat 1/2-1 can of canned food every single day, now he just looks at it... I cannot bear to take him to be put to sleep as the vet has mentioned this will be his future (before 9 months from now), anyhow I did see him vomit the other day for the first time but I did not mention it to anyone. I almost wish he would just run away because I CANNOT be the one to make the decision. My husband did that with our cocker spaniel who was only 4 and had an incurable liver condition, he says it's my turn now.PS He still goes out this week and is harrassing the birds and he actually killed one this week I think. (Same old self)

About 5 weeks ago I found a little tiny just hatched pink thing wriggling on the sidewalk, so I brought it home with me and took care of it, not expecting it to live. By the large beak and tiny pink wings I knew it was a newborn bird. I've been taking excellent care of my little Humphrey for 5 weeks now and he's doing GREAT! He's a house sparrow. He flies around my room and sometimes follows me. He now eats on his own and drinks water. I do want Humphrey to stay with me, but my parents insist on letting him go free. My backyard has tons of sparrows, but I'm worried that we've domesticated him so much that he won't survive in the wild. I have to release him, but is there any way to prepare Humphrey to be released within the next couple of weeks??(I also got humphrey a pink leg band for him to wear so that if we see him we'll know)

I'm so fly i peed on a bird. I don't take sh!t like that! (Props to red bull even though I don't drink it)

White WallsI sit and I gaze upon the lone red fabric chair. With handles of sharp edges akin to blades and legs of asymmetrical lengths, the chair is empty.”He must be late again”, I think and I wonder as the cold winds of November bash into the room windows. Berry is his name, and he is an eccentric type, perhaps even slightly mad. Always putting on faces, foolishly believing it earns him respect. Sometimes he breaks the stereotype, even tells a joke or two. That is when the world sees Berry's smile and the world gets hope, so they believe his lies. Too few are those moments though. And even if he gets on my nerves sometimes, I laugh at all his jokes; you die if you don’t. Other students will come soon. We all wear the same uniform, yet I don’t speak to them. Instead I look through the only window in the room, sometimes imagining how wonderful it would be if I was dead, and reborn as a roaming, free bird. Unchained, unbroken. That day the sun was slightly weird. Never this strong in the winter, so powerful it was that the old ladies carried umbrellas to shield their bolding foreheads. I was a little amused by the nature’s awkward display. It felt like someone placed an icy blanket over me, when, through this heated mess of wiggly air, in the corner of my eye I glimpsed a sight of Berry's shadowless figure. Realising it must be an optical illusion, a sight of slight confusion; a hint of my insanity, I focused my gaze and noticed him heading for a large red bus in the distance. The outlines of the bus’s numbers were a little hazy, they started with number six, of that I was sure. I was at the edge now, my eyes closed awaiting in trepidation. And while physically I was unable to move, my mind they could not take. And then...I saw it coming closer, my arms outstretched hugging mother Earth. The grass was soft, green and warm. I kissed the soil, thanking it for my safe landing. I could still catch up, I thought, so I ran and I puffed, and in the end I was short of breath, but I managed to catch Berry’s bus. I was tired and could barely move. There was but one seat there, a sweat stained bed. I settled down. My arm hurt at the elbow, the pain made me drowsy and I slept most of the way. We got to the end quickly, the ride was pain free, but the occasional electrical jolt. As we got off somewhere, the first curiosity that struck me was the seemingly rapid change of scenery. An out of the ordinary experience where water fountains and lush greens laid just neath seas of red rose gardens and fields of black sand. Such was the beauty of the place that I stood there for a while, forgetting why I came at all.“Hey, wake up”. A dog’s bark startled me as I attempted to straighten my jacket, a seemingly impossible maneuver. I thanked the dog, caressing its soft skin; I kissed it’s beautiful snout, the slime rolled down my lips. Then just like it came, the dog disappeared. I was all alone again.Then, a feeling of instant jubilation filled me and I was ready to cry in joy when I saw my chance to expose Berry's little secret. Berry was there, embraced in his mother’s hug. The woman looked very young though. She had blonde hair and perky red lips. I overhead him thanking her for the sandwiches she made. I snickered as I formulated my plan to reveal this to all the other teachers. Yes, I will blackmail Berry, I decided. The whole world will know he still lives with his mother. Something peculiar happened. They still hugged as Berry slid his hand down the woman’s back, squeezing her bottom. What were they doing?. My thoughts went back to my mother who I never got to meet. I was angry at Berry. His mother would surely cry if she knew that he threw away her lunch, like the devil he was. I would see him indulge in fast food and sweets where all the others of his kind gathered. The students would drooled and flap their arms, while they watched. I pitied them all.It was settled. Armed with my findings I decided to go see Berry next thing tomorrow. The thoughts of TV in my room made me jump like a little kid I am. I laughed in my happiness, bits of saliva drooling from my mouth hitting the soil below, causing virgin daisies to grow where the earth and liquid joined. I saw him leave the house. I went around the bushes so he would not see me. “See you Anne”, he mouthed to her, as waved goodbye to her. Anne was a pretty name. For a moment I wished she could care for me, but then I remembered people like her do not care of us. I had to get back.I flied back to school. All of the fools gathered there, uniformed, listening to my story. They all congratulated me when I told them. My plan was perfect, I was sure of it. Berry came for a visit to check up on us the next day. I told him all I knew, all the while laughing in his face. Other students joined me, and they laughed and giggled. We all pointed at his big fat face. Crumbs stuck to his big fat lips. Flies gathered on the big fat greased flesh and urinated all over it, their yellow excretions running down his chin soaking my bed sheet. But Berry was not embarrassed. He just looked at me, smiled and made me drink the red pills. The ones I hate the most."That’s a good boy, George. Be careful now, if you keep this bed wetting business I will have to review your case. We don’t want that now do we. Remember George, I am your friend."Anne came into the room, though she looked different. Her hair was red now. Underneath her unbuttoned coat there was a yellow blouse, inviting looks from the sinful. She asked him if I was improving. I wasn’t sick, why would she say that. He looked at me, and shook his head. ”Let’s get out of here”, he smiled at her big blue eyes. Glancing all the while, winking at me, like the devil he is. I could not comprehend this.Holding hands they left together, shutting the door upon which I saw my name, attached to which there was my file, thick and yellow pages abound. They left me there alone, amidst the insane, a forgotten soul, strapped to the hospital bed. The night now comes too slow. * * * *A little rope made from their sheets And I become, a bird now seen Never was, but now I’m free From above, the dead I see

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